The Republic of Socialist test 87 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.652 billion Socialist test 87ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 87ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 236,899 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 87's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist test 87 is ranked 284,803^rd in the world and 10,889^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 5.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.